So in my last post I wrote about the whole Kanye and Beck thing and how it’s not the first time that Kanye has tried to steal the limelight. I showed many shocking examples.
I posted it and that was that.
Or was it?
Shortly after publishing the post, my Mozilla Firefox crashed. I received a pop up box asking me to report on what had happened.
So I was honest.
I submitted this to them and then normal service was resumed. I’m not sure if Kanye read the post and now he’s out to get me.
I am a man in Dudley, England, spurting my warped thoughts onto the internet, contributing my ramblings to the mix of madness and randomness that the internet was designed for. Well, that and porn. I am not Sony Pictures responsible for a provocative and shit movie about killing a dictator that currently rules North Korea. Kanye West is not that dictator. But who knows what kind of strings he can pull?
After all, he did say, “I will completely bow to anybody I respect.” He also said “Look at Gaga. She’s the creative director of Polaroid. I like some of the Gaga songs. What the f*** does she know about cameras?”
That second one has no relevance. But he does bow to anybody he respects. What if that person happens to be the leader of North Korea? One phone call, Boom, The Grumpy Young Bloke’s Mozilla Firefox crashes!
When normal service resumed, I continued listening to funk music and looking at a cat that can literally devour your soul. Seriously, look!
See!? Cats are evil! This is not too dissimilar to the evil bastard that lives next door to me.
Anyway, after about half an hour, Firefox crashes again. Once again I got a pop up box to report the issue. So again, I was honest.
Tonight, I shall sleep with one eye open. If for any reason, I don’t post again, I love you and it was probably Kanye West!